I ate a frog leg today. I was eating dinner at a Chinese buffet with my dad, Pastor Pepe and his family, and some missionaries to Argentina, and they had a big pan of fried frog legs nestled in next to the sesame chicken and crab cheese, so I decided to try one. Dad and Pastor Pepe assured me that frog legs taste like chicken. They don’t. They taste like frogs. They’re also kind of chewy.